老师:=.=我问你喔
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>>>>>小朋友001:???
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>>>>>老师:为啥北极熊不吃企鹅
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>>>>>小朋友001:...
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>>>>>小朋友002:...
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>>>>>小朋友003:...
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>>>>>.....................10秒后
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>>>>>小朋友001:一个在北极一个在南极
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>>>>>老师:答对了~~~答对了~~~...
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>>>>>老师:好...第2题
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>>>>>孙悟空爬上香瓜树摘香瓜一分钟摘一颗一天可以摘
几颗???
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>>>>>小朋友001:再说一次
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>>>>>老师:孙悟空爬上香瓜树摘香瓜一分钟摘一颗一天
可以摘几颗???
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>>>>>小朋友002:算算算~~~
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>>>>>小朋友003:...
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>>>>>小朋友001:再说一次
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>>>>>老师:孙悟空爬上香瓜树摘香瓜一分钟摘一颗一天
可以摘几颗???
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>>>>>小朋友002:算算算~~~
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>>>>>小朋友003:e.e...
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>>>>>小朋友001:不知道
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>>>>>老师:答案是不是1440???
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>>>>>小朋友002:...
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>>>>>小朋友003:^.^恩
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>>>>>小朋友001:-.-...
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>>>>>老师:其实国小的小朋友也都算1440...可是──香瓜
不长在树上
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>>>>>小朋友001:￣▽￣|||
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>>>>>小朋友002:￣▽￣|||
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>>>>>小朋友003:￣▽￣|||
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>>>>>主任:...
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>>>>>老师:好吧好吧我再问你们
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>>>>>小朋友001:（；－_－)认真~~
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>>>>>小朋友002:（；－_－)认真~~
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>>>>>小朋友003:（；－_－)认真~~
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>>>>>老师:什么豹用2只脚走路
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>>>>>小朋友001:顽皮豹...那什么狗是用2只脚走路的
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>>>>>小朋友002:...
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>>>>>小朋友001:史奴比
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>>>>>老师:答对了^^什么猫是用2只脚走路的
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>>>>>小朋友001:^^小叮当
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>>>>>老师:答对了答对了^^~-.-+什么鸭是用2只走路的
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>>>>>小朋友001:抢答~~
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>>>>>小朋友002:抢答~~
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>>>>>小朋友003:抢答~~
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>>>>>唐老鸭~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>>>>老师:不是每只鸭子都用2只脚走路吗v（￣?￣)y
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>>>>>小朋友001:￣▽￣|||
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>>>>>小朋友002:￣▽￣|||
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>>>>>小朋友003:￣▽￣|||
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>>>>>主任:e.e...
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>>>>>老师S:^.^~~~取笑ing
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>>>>>老师:再问你们什么鸟是用2只脚在走路
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>>>>>小朋友001:抢答~~
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>>>>>小朋友002:抢答~~
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>>>>>小朋友003:抢答~~
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>>>>>每只鸟都用2只脚走路v（￣?￣)y
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>>>>>老师:哪有~麻雀是用跳的v（￣?￣)y
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>>>>>主任:...吃饭ing
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>>>>>老师S:对阿很多鸟都不是用两只脚走路
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>>>>>老师:好吧再问你们
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>>>>>小朋友001:（；－_－)认真~~脑细胞功率提升中
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>>>>>小朋友002:（；－_－)认真~~脑细胞功率提升中
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>>>>>小朋友003:（；－_－)认真~~脑细胞功率提升中
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>>>>>老师:香蕉从树上下来变成啥??
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>>>>>小朋友003002001:~（￣▽￣)~（--;△--
~（￣▽￣)~当机ing
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>>>>>老师:变茄子因为摔下来乌青了v（￣?￣)y
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>>>>>小朋友003002001:~（￣▽￣)~（--;△--
~（￣▽￣)~功率无效ing
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>>>>>老师:那茄子躺在地上过不久变成什么?
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>>>>>小朋友003002001:~（￣▽￣)~（--;△--
~（￣▽￣)~持续当机ing
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>>>>>老师:变香蕉因为乌青好了
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>>>>>小朋友003002001:~（￣▽￣)~（--;△--
~（￣▽￣)~功率开始作业
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>>>>>老师:那在躺在地上过不久又变成啥
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>>>>>小朋友003002001:~（￣▽￣)~（--;△--
~（￣▽￣)~香蕉.茄子...
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>>>>>老师:变大便被我家狗狗吃掉了所以变大便
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>>>>>小朋友003002001:~（￣▽￣)~（--;△--
~（￣▽￣)~大震撼ing
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>>>>>主任:.
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>>>>>老师S:哈~~~狂笑ing
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>>>>>老师:那我再问
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>>>>>小朋友001:（；－_－)认真~~脑细胞功率提升中准
备使出10成功力
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>>>>>小朋友002:（；－_－)认真~~脑细胞功率提升中准
备使出10成功力
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>>>>>小朋友003:（；－_－)认真~~脑细胞功率提升中准
备使出10成功力
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>>>>>老师:茄子从树上掉下来变成啥
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>>>>>小朋友001:
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>>>>>小朋友003:（；－_－)变香蕉
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>>>>>老师:还是茄子因为摔到地上乌青看不出来所以还
是茄子
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>>>>>小朋友003002001:~（￣▽￣)~（--;△--
~（￣▽￣)~顿悟ing
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>>>>>老师:那茄子躺在地上过不久变成啥
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>>>>>小朋友001:v（￣?￣)y大便
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>>>>>小朋友002:香蕉
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>>>>>小朋友003:大便
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>>>>>老师:还是茄子乌青好了还是看不出来所以还是茄
子
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>>>>>小朋友003002001:~（￣▽￣)~（--;△--
~（￣▽￣)~
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>>>>>老师:那茄子躺在地上过不久又变啥
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>>>>>小朋友001:v（￣?￣)y大便
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>>>>>小朋友002:大便
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>>>>>小朋友003:大便
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>>>>>老师:还是茄子v（￣?￣)y因为我家狗狗不吃茄子
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>>>>>主任:e.e~~~严重偷笑ing...
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>>>>>老师S:哈~~~~~~
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>>>>>小朋友003002001:~（￣▽￣)~（--;△--
~（￣▽￣)~尴尬...
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